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Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 5th

411 notes

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hungover blues.

D: holy shit. there has got to be gin in my bone marrow at this point.
L: I asked Neil to kill me this morning. All I smell is gin. It's everywhere. In everything. My sheets. My armpit. The chip I tried to eat. My keys smell like vomit. Which smells like gin.
D: I def can't go on living
L: I need to die. Everything is terrible.
D: I just found photobooth pix of me eating d&d when I got home last night and I look like the demon in Insidious 100%
L: Wow. Well I didn't make it out of the car so... puked everywhere. I am an absolute mess. I would shoot someone for a smoothie and a waffle though.
D: In the car!? Grody to the max.
L: Pretty much. In the bottle, on myself, on the floor, out the window.
D: I want to roll up a shake burger in a slice of ninos
L: I want shake shack hella bad. I have a Dr. appt at 4, I'd never go.
D: Will your doctor euthanize me?
L: Laughing hurts. Don't. If you come over, please bring me a ninos and a shotgun.
D: I have the spins. This is the part of my night where I need drunk food oh wait it's 11 am. I will fall over if I get out of bed.
L: I crawled to the kitchen this morning and saw the gin in the freezer. Dan. We drank 3/4 of it. I have the spins and if I ever leave my bed or get out of my robe, I'll kill myself.
D: Oh my god. throw it out the window and hit a trashcat will ya
L: My brain is melting. This is my brain on gin. How does Kim Richards do this everyday
D: I need entirely new blood I can't do this anymore.
L: I'm trying to watch Gossip Girl online but a hidden ad in the background keeps making noises. It's a skittles commercial. This is the worst day of my life.
D: I think I'm just starting to hear voices.
L: I just sneezed and dry heaved at the same time. I want to be shot.
D: I'm going to take a shower I hope I slip and crack my skull open
L: That's hilarious but please don't seriously do that. I'm going to eat a pizza Kath left in my freezer. And then throw myself out the kitchen window.
D: Kath's pizza you mean a giant triscuit with some string cheese on top wow not my best work there.
L: what are you doing to do after you shower
D: Drink Bleach. idk. I can't stop thinking about Shake Shack.
L: When I think about getting on a train, I blackout for a second. I'm going to shower, put on sunglasses, and go to ninos. I'm going to get two slices of pizza and bring them back to my dark hole. Then I'm going to watch some tv and think about how I can kill myself. Do you want to come over or did you slip in the shower already
D: Yeah I'm gonna grab Zach and come ova
D: za******
D: jk my friend zach duh
L: Wait, you're picking it up for us!?
L: It's probably better this way. If I were to step outside, the world would just burn. Spontaneously combust. I feel like the guy from Xmen. If I take off my sunglasses, everyone around me will die.

Feb 3rd

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 14th

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gqfashion: Burberry in 30 Seconds Video from the Burberry Fall 2012 men’s finale in Milan. Stay tuned for the full collection on GQ.com. gorgeous.

Jan 14th

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aaaaand Wes is back! Something to look forward to. Trailer for Moonrise Kingdom.

Jan 13th

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Jan 9th

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Robed Life. I made a video of our Brooklyn family that has grown over the last year. Turns out 2011 wasn’t so bad.

Jan 2nd

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Jan 1st

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Probably the best thing I received last night. Love you guys. Might move to Austin, TX.

Jan 1st

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Neil tattooing Clay on my couch. Brooklyn, NY December 2011

Dec 31st

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Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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Dec 7th

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Last month, I visited Levi’s Meatpacking for an event promoting their tailor shop. My good friend, Raf Moses, created this video to show tailors Dyuna Morgan and Rolend Gumanas cut, sew, and repair denim in the back of the West 14th St. shop in New York. Morgan and Gumanas can do everything from repairing general wear-and-tear to customizing a brand new pair of Levi’s. Visit...

Dec 6th